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I Hate Costomers
a costermer was mean to me,so i threw a hot dog at him while he wasnt looking. i got fired... |
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Seriously
I had been working for Zaxby's for over a year and i was the only employee that had remained at that particular store since the opening. I never received a raise and people who had been there for less than a month were receiving raises. The managers where plotting to get rid of me seeing as how i was there from the jump. They couldn't pin anything on me until we had a mystery shopper. I supposedly did not smile and i was blamed for every thing that i was wrong with the restaurant i was fired the next day. I had sacrificed everything for those people. Worked late nights, closed the store alone, rushed in to work during the day even though i was a night cashier. one day i even recieved a speeding ticket heading to work because they'd call me in. On top of all that they took away our discount and they would not let us take the left over food home. If you were caught with leftover food they'd fire you for stealing. Advice: do not work for Zaxby's because you will be mistreated and they are an unprofessional company full of drama, back stabbing, and stealing. |
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Camp Crystal Lake?
I worked at a parks and recreation camp this past summer. My supervisor, whom, I'm fairly sure had some sort of mental handicap (I'm being serious, really not trying to be mean) had this habit of walking into a situation having no idea what was going on and chewing out counselors or of blatantly undermining counselors to the kids. He also had this habit of singling me out, often in front of campers. At first I thought I was just being paranoid until two other counselors asked me if I had noticed that he always seemed to pick on me. Such as, he once yelled at me for texting during camp. Thing is, all of the counselors (me included) had been doing so the whole summer. He told me to put my phone in the office, then walked past two other counselors who both had their cell phones out, mid text, and didn't say a word. The worst part about that instance was that, at the time, I wasn't even texting, I was checking the time. Still, the job was just a summer thing and it payed pretty well, so I decided I'd stick it out. Until... until three days before the end of camp while the kids were changing after going to the pool, one camper approached us to tell us that someone had spilled red slushie on his t-shirt. Since all of the kids were supposed to receive a camp t-shirt anyway, and he hadn't gotten his yet, we decided to fork one over early. But the counselors could only find one adult medium t-shirt. So we asked the supervisor if he knew where the box of shirts had gone, who, given, was occupied dealing with a minor fender bender in the parking lot. He said he'd go check the (locked) closet where they had been before, but when he went to look, he never came back. One of the other counselors went to find him and found him back in the parking lot. She asked him if she could just borrow the key to the closet and look herself and he told her to wait. Ten minutes later, while this poor kid was standing there shivering without his shirt, another counselor and myself went to ask him again. He said (in a snitty tone) that he had asked his assistant and there were no more kids sizes. The other counselor walked back in, grumpy at his tone, so I asked him if we could have the adult medium that he had in his hand from before. He ignored me so I told him that this poor kid was cold. Instead of just handing me the shirt he walked into the building with me... and still didn't give the kid his shirt. Finally, I said that we really just needed the shirt, and that he could get on with what he was doing if we could just have it. And... he turned around and started yelling at me IN FRONT OF THE CAMPERS about how he was trying to deal with the fender bender and how I should just leave him alone. So I said that the kid had been standing there for almost half an hour without a shirt and that we couldn't serve snack until he had his clothes on. And he actually had the nerve to tell me to "cool it," and throw the shirt at me and storm off. I sat down to cool off before I told him I'd quit (why make things worse by yelling back?). Then, after a couple of minutes, I walked into his office and told him I'd need my time sheet because I wouldn't be coming back. So he tried to apologize. Except that when I told him that I accepted his apology, but would still be quitting, he turned it all around and told me that it was all my fault. Later I found out that he wasn't even going to apologize except that another counselor had told him he should. So, there went my summer job. Three days til the end of camp. And, nearly two months later, I still haven't gotten my last paycheck despite repeated calls to the main office (who won't return my calls) |
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cheese to the face
two of my friends from work at a buger king were getting in alot of fights. they got separated from working in the kitchen to one working the register and one working in the kitchen. my friend on the register, lets call him frank, was taking an order. my freind in the kitchen, lets call him bob, was behind him with a peice of cheese. bob threw the cheese at frank as he leaned over to get some bbq sauce from under the counter and hit the customer right in the face. they were both fired. |
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i slipped
one time i was working at a mcdonalds when i was about 15. long story short, some people were playing with the ketchup and mustard guns they have in the kitchen area. i slipped on some ketchup and broke my ankle. they fired me because they had to pay the medical bills |
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hamburger chucking
When I was eighteen, I got my first job at wendy's. After a year,they decided to shake up managment, and started rotating new managers in and out. Now, I was only an hourly employee, but I was the 'shift leader' because I'd been there for a while. So, on the Fourth of July, I get called in to work a manager shift (ten hours) when I'd already requested the day off because I had plans with my family. So when I come in I'm not in a good mood. Everyone else is out back smoking their ciggerettes (I was the only non smoker at the time) so I was inside running the whole store. Then this fat lady comes in, and I'm not joking. One of those ladies who looks like pigs are fighting in her pants for legs and wears a spare tire the size of texas like a badge of honor. She ordered a double stack, no onions, so I make her one. She brings it back, claiming she can taste onions. I make another, and she brings it back again! I keep doing this about four more times, before I lost it. I chucked the cheeseburger at her head, turned around, flipped off my boss, and walked out. :) Very satisfying. |
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Tried to pull a quick one on me
So I started my first job when I was 17, and began working at a BP station near my house. To set the mood of the story, you need to understand the store I worked in: My bosses were Chinese and were very bad at speaking English, and on top of that were extremely impatient and unwilling to teach me anything. The store was perpetually scorching hot with no fans, and I started during the summer. I got paid minimum wage and in my first week worked 5 days, 3 in a row. So needless to say, it was a crap job. I was getting paid crap, and I didnt like it. Regardless, I was excited about having a new job. Long story short: Due to my bosses' impatience in training me, I couldn't learn how to do a lot of things (I only worked there 3 days, mind you), I hated the job, my bosses didn't like me and I didn't like them. Regardless, I came in early, worked hard, and wanted to succeeded. Then 3 days later a co-worker who I knew called me and told me the bosses were going to work me that weekend (doing their dirty work) and then not work me again, because I was too nervous and because I supposedly stole a drink. Needless to say, I didn't go in that day, or ever again. It should be noted that a guy who started the same day as me quit the next day, and they have been unable to hold anyone for more than a couple of weeks, aside from my friend, who lasted a month. |
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puppy kennels are evil
so basically i was cleaning out the kennels as always at the pet store i work at. as i was putting in a crate that was clean i kinda just let fall into the kennel. Instead of just going in it hit the window and it shattered. I got fired a week after. They told me it was because i didnt close the store the right way...but id only closed 5 times and it was with another girl. so she shoulda been fired too if that was the case. but dont go to pet stores. go to rescue shelters or humane societys. most of the time puppys at stores are from puppy mills and they and the mothers are not treated right... |
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greedy boss
my boss paid me a minimum wage at the same time he pushed you. one afternoon i left a minute earlear and got instantly fired without warning |
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racist
my co worker was fired when he was working in a indian restrount because he didn't like doing his indian acent |
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Caught Shred Handed
ok so my buddy was working at the Steamboat ski area...decided to get piss drunk one day bust a window & try to jack some boards. Needless to say he got fired & put in jail for a bit. He was also working at the Yacht Club restaurant in Steamboat, made the front page of the paper for his little stunt. His boss found the article, he got fired |
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HEHE
My friend got fired from MacDonalds after giving everyone in our street free Mc Flurrys. |
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Once Upon A Child So apparently it's against the rules to text while at work, no matter how slow or dead the store may be. This heinous fatty of a boss was paying me minimum wage to do hard work, and then was cheating the customers out of the full value of the clothes they traded in. So when she fired me for texting, I laughed, handed her my employees badge, and gave her the finger. She was less than thriled. |
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Caught Shred Handed
ok so my buddy was working at the Steamboat ski area...decided to get piss drunk one day bust a window & try to jack some boards. Needless to say he got fired & put in jail for a bit. He was also working at the Yacht Club restaurant in Steamboat, made the front page of the paper for his little stunt. His boss found the article, he got fired |
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HEHE
My friend got fired from MacDonalds after giving everyone in our street free Mc Flurrys. |
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Once Upon A Child
So apparently it's against the rules to text while at work, no matter how slow or dead the store may be. This heinous fatty of a boss was paying me minimum wage to do hard work, and then was cheating the customers out of the full value of the clothes they traded in. So when she fired me for texting, I laughed, handed her my employees badge, and gave her the finger. She was less than thriled. |
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Pale?
I was working as a cashier in a grocery store when one day this guy who was a manager at a hip, upscale pizza restaurant came through my line. He bought a few items, we made small talk. He had bought some beef from the meat department, and told me it was marked down even though there wasn't a sticker on the package and asked if I'd ring it up at a discount. I said sure, and did. He said, "Hey you've got some great customer service skills there, want to come work as a waiter at *the restaurant*?" I said sure, and he gave me his card. As it goes, I got the job and began training. Now this restaurant, which is locally owned, is a very hip, laid back, college-themed, fun place to be and they serve great pizza. I initially loved it, but I had never worked in a restaurant before or as a waiter. So, while working, I tended to stay quiet unless someone was speaking to me because I was somewhat nervous having no prior experience. On my third day of work, I came in at three, which was the time that the girl I trained with the night before had told me to come in. Apparently, I was actually supposed to come in an hour later than that. It was at a time when business was extremely slow, so I asked them if they'd like for me to leave and return one hour later. They said no, but asked who I had trained with the night before who told me to come in at three when I was scheduled to come in at four. For the life of me, I could not remember the girl's name, so I tried to describe her to them. You know, about this tall, blonde hair, very pale? Hm. I go sit with someone to continue training, and they return and hastily begin to explain that this wasn't going to work and asked me to leave. Completely confused, I asked why they were firing me? Apparently one of the managers overheard me say that the girl from the night before was "pale" and had a fit about it, and told the girl whom I was speaking with to fire me. She then went on to explain that I was too quiet, didn't seem enthusiastic enough, something along those lines. Well, I'm sorry for shutting up during my training so I could absorb information so that I could excel in a job that I had no experience for, and I'm sorry for not doing enough jumping jacks and backflips to show my enthusiasm. But at the end of the day, the main emphasis was on me saying the girl from the night before was "pale" that set the managers over the edge. I don't see why that upset them so much... I wasn't trying to imply that she was ugly or looked sick or something, because that wasn't true at all. If I was trying to describe myself, I would've said "The tall tan guy with short hair." Anyway, I left and went back home. My mom asked why I was home and I told her that I was fired. She asked why, and I told her. She thought it was ridiculous. I went back to the grocery store where I worked before, and all my former co-workers and supervisors asked me how I was and how my new job was working out. I told them I was fired, and they asked why. I told them, and they all laughed hysterically. They also offered me my old job back (saying "You're probably the nicest person that ever worked here") but I had an interview for a new office job set up for soon after. I got the office job, and I still have it today, it's a great job. I should probably add that I go to that restaurant to eat on a regular basis. What can I say, they have good pizza. |
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folding chairs of doom
I worked at a hastings entertainment store for one and a half years, and at the time of this story I was a departmental manager (not bad for an 18 year old). I had never called in sick, never been late without just cause, and had only good performance statements and letters of commendation from customers. Everything was fine and dandy until one Monday when I went into work and couldn't find any of my paperwork for the week's new releases. "That's odd," I remember saying aloud before reprinting the papers, which took for-freaking-ever. I got all of my price management and other corporate-monkey stuff done and started the new release wall (Mondays are always new release nights), when suddenly I'm called to the back room. I walked through the store wondering what in the hell was so important that they had to pull me away from the hardest part of my job, and when I opened the door I saw my manager sitting in a folding chair, with an empty one infront of her and papers in her hands. Folding chairs are always a sign of impending doom, mind you. At that moment, I knew I was being sacked, I just didn't know why. Turns out I had let my younger brother purchase a soda with the employee discount--oh my god, that's less than fifty cents of a difference, the company will obviously go out of business, right? So anyway...I calmly held up the new release paperwork, ripped it in half and threw it in the trashcan on my way out. I left the store with a smile on my face, and even waved to my manager as I walked out of the door. Nearly two years of imaculate servitude and what do I get?!--JACK SHIT. So a word of advice...don't work at Hastings. Trust me on that one. |
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Journey's
I was working at this shoe store and the assistant manager had been fired a week after I arrived. A girl in the store was promoted to his position. I was still training on the register so the ass. manager was in under my name. Make a long story short she fucked up a transaction on my drawer. Now the store manager has to be called in on her day off. She of course starts swearing at me "what the fucks wrong with you! you dont know what the fuck you are doing" Mind you I didnt complete the transaction. She threatened to write me up and I told her that I quit. |
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streak
i worked on set for a movie as an cameraman, and for fun, i brought my friend along to see the filming. he ended up finding the refreshment stand. while filming, he somehow managed to take off his clothes and streak across the set on camera. he was DRUNK. of course, i was fired for lack of control over my friend. thanks buddeh. |
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Walgreens Sucks
I was working at Walgreens in the Pharmacy department for alittle over 5 years. I was working mainly as cashier for the most part then when I got my California license, I got to work in the back filling medicine bottles. After switching stores to work for a total dumb ass, which i didn't ask for a transfer the company told me i had to. he didn't like me explaining my actions, he would write reports to his bosses saying I was a trouble maker and immature for his store. I stayed even though I asked for a transfer and made complaints about his managing. When a customer threw her bag at my head and I threw it out the door, telling her to drop dead. the manager didn't want to talk to me about my side of the story. i told the upper management i wanted to quit. after a week the pharmacy manager called me into the office and told me he wanted me gone. i laughed it off cause i told him i was going to quit anyway, he said he didn't care and was firing me anyways. I walked out, saying goodbye to my former employees. i filled for unemployment and wrote a long letter to the cooperate offices about his lack of understanding. the people i talk to that still work at that store tell me he is out of the district and has been demoted to a non management title. |
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Sitting while injured
So i am working at a corner pantry gas station. and while i was moving the boiled p-nuts from the burner to the freezer for the day, i lost my grip. my chuck taylors were soon soaked in very greasy very hot "water" from the cajun nuts. i figured that i would be fine if i cleaned the injury, kept it medicated and stayed off the injured foot for awhile. it was nothing i couldnt treat myself and i didnt want to make a big hairy workers comp claim about it. so i pulled up a chair to the regester and stayed off the hurt foot for about two days. when i came back from a break, my manager tells me that someone complained that i looked unprofessional sitting on the job and brought it up with the company president. i was told to turn in my key and sign my termination slip all i wanted to do was minimize any trouble for the management. but you try to do someone a favor and you wind up getting fucked. |
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oh crap!
my friend decided to walk his dog on the lawn in front of his work. The dog crapped and he refused to pick it up.our boss came in and told us all about the new shoes he had bought that day.they had cost him about 150 dollars. he was leaving that day and stepped in the dog crap. my freind confessed and our boss, of course, fired him. |
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Drive-thru of REVENGE!
I was working at a Wendy's and the lazy managers wouldn't let me take a bathroom break cuz I was the only one working the drive-thru. This was so aggravating because both of the managers were sittin on their butts smoking cigarettes and I really had to go. So I told myself, that's it, it ain't worth it anymore. I started hooking people up!!! Anything and everything I could stick in a bag and send out that window was how I got even. I was giving 2-3 times the food they ordered, and if they had kids, they got a gang of toys! The grill cook and everybody kept wondering where all the extra pre-made foods were going. They'd look at me and I'd say "Oops, guess you need to remake it now." HAHA That's for everytime you went thru the drive-thru and got your order screwed up! Not really fired, but that was the perfect way to quit a fast food job!! |
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Crispers Crap
I worked at Crispers (a soup and salad restaurant) for about 8 months. Then we got a new manager and he was such an A-HOLE. He made everyone do stuff like cleaning out the crevices in the floor behind the freezer and lots of other crap that we had no reason to do. Finally one night he got tired of the way I stood up to him so he gave me a list of crap to do. I explained that I wouldn't be gone till 11 p.m. Crispers closed at 8pm. He said it wasn't his problem. So I walked around for awhile not doing anything (and getting paid for it). Finally he said it was time for him to go home and I could finish tomorrow, as we walked out he said is that it? And I said no actually, (I took my shirt and hat off) you can take this and shove it up your a** cause I quit. |
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the orange my brother was working at wendys slipped got a lump on his leg the size of a orange my dad screamed at the phone for a hour becase they wouldnt let him leave early his boss fired him aweek later for coming L8.BS! |
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Drive-thru of REVENGE!
I was working at a Wendy's and the lazy managers wouldn't let me take a bathroom break cuz I was the only one working the drive-thru. This was so aggravating because both of the managers were sittin on their butts smoking cigarettes and I really had to go. So I told myself, that's it, it ain't worth it anymore. I started hooking people up!!! Anything and everything I could stick in a bag and send out that window was how I got even. I was giving 2-3 times the food they ordered, and if they had kids, they got a gang of toys! The grill cook and everybody kept wondering where all the extra pre-made foods were going. They'd look at me and I'd say "Oops, guess you need to remake it now." HAHA That's for everytime you went thru the drive-thru and got your order screwed up! Not really fired, but that was the perfect way to quit a fast food job!! |
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Crispers Crap
I worked at Crispers (a soup and salad restaurant) for about 8 months. Then we got a new manager and he was such an A-HOLE. He made everyone do stuff like cleaning out the crevices in the floor behind the freezer and lots of other crap that we had no reason to do. Finally one night he got tired of the way I stood up to him so he gave me a list of crap to do. I explained that I wouldn't be gone till 11 p.m. Crispers closed at 8pm. He said it wasn't his problem. So I walked around for awhile not doing anything (and getting paid for it). Finally he said it was time for him to go home and I could finish tomorrow, as we walked out he said is that it? And I said no actually, (I took my shirt and hat off) you can take this and shove it up your a** cause I quit. |
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the orange
my brother was working at wendys slipped got a lump on his leg the size of a orange my dad screamed at the phone for a hour becase they wouldnt let him leave early his boss fired him aweek later for coming L8.BS! |
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BOO!
Ok, so i had just got my first job at a dollar store. It was pretty lame, but i figured it was better than nothing. So i have this co- worker named Sharon, and we are the biggest 18 year old spazzes in america. Well, we were both on break, and decided to goof off. In the middle of the Dollar store, there was a bunch of pillows on a shelf, so i took them all down and buried Sharon completly from head to toe. But (uh o!) our boss came out from the back room so i ran to the other side of the store, leaving sharon under the pillows. Dave(my boss) started to pick up the pillows, and sharon, thinking it was me, jumped out and yelled BOO!!! Dave myst of jumped three feet in the air! lol We both ran out of the store and the next day we both got fired. But it was sooo worth it lol XD :P |
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dont touch your items
I WAS the boss of a hunting store, so this one time i picked up a cross bow, and shot through a wall because it was faulty, so i didnt even press the trigger. So the arrow flies through the air and goes into a shelve, which almost stabbed some lady in the head. Since i knew i was fired, i loaded up on arrows and ran out. I never came back. This other time i was a co- worker at a fire arms store, so i was cleaning the desk when a customer asked for assistance. He wanted to know how much the gun costed, o being the mron he was, he didnt realize the price tag on the trigger. So i took the gun, looked at the tag and shot another co- worker in the thigh. I fired a gun, and then my boss fired a me. |
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CRAZY BOSS
So I come in to work and my boss was on the phone screaming at someone. He hung up and smashed the phone against the wall. He then preceded to pick up the computer and smash it on the ground. He was fired before the days end. I never found out wat he was so mad about? |
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Screw you, you two-faced bitch
I was working at a gas station and the new manager was a royal B-word. It was her first week on the job and she got mad because I made more than she did, so she cut everyone's hours. Then she would talk about every single employee behind thier back, I got tired of it one day. At the end of my shift, I left her a nice little note.It read: "I'm about sick of your big mouth- always badmouthig people. I quit, do this shitt yourself. And DON'T call me casue I'm sure as fuck NOT going to call YOU!!!" |
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Hardee's=Bullshit
I met my boyfriend of 2 years at my job-hardees. We had worked there for about three years when I quit. I went back into the store to ask about a harassment issue and why they haven't given me my last paycheck after 3 months. My boyfriend was asking the manager why he hadn't had the time to tell the coorperate office and the manager said it "wasnt an appropriate time" to talk about it. He went in his office for three seconds before coming out and shouting at the front counter that my boyfriend was fired!!! The manager walked into the bathroom and my boyfriend followed screaming, "You can't fucking treat people like this!" I was glad my boyfriend stood up for himself because our managers had been harassing us for years. |
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McDonalds Trouble
my friend and I were at McDonalds on our first day of work. Some guy came and was all fired up. My friend thought is was a joke they played on all the new workers so he started laughing and calling him names. He even dumped coke on his head he thought it was so funny. Well is it turns out, he just got fired and was mad and so was my friend! |
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Wal-Mart Cart Pusher....yay
I had worked at Wal-Mart for probably....5 months or so. I'm not going to lie...I wasn't the best employee...I was 18 and about as motivated as a man on death row. So it just so happens, that after taking a long spell off of work (for false illness) that I actually GOT extremely sick from some bad mayonnaise....so I've got food poisoning and asked a friend of mine to call Wal-Mart...and tell them what was going on. I didn't have a way to call them at the time...or didn't want to...or something...so anyhow...I'm at home for like 4 days...sick as shit with food poisoning and came in on Sunday for my morning shift. Immediately I got hammered by the daytime manager for calling in so much, having my friend call...blah blah blah...and to paint the picture for you this lady reminded me of a yappy chihuahua...she stood about 4'11 and had the bitchiest damn voice I've ever heard...so anyhow...she's harping on me hardcore and when she notices I really don't care what she has to say she gets REAL pissed off and makes me mop the floor in the entrance (even though the night crew did it the night before) she was just trying to be a bitch. So I walked into the back room where I clock in, I very quietly clocked OUT took my mop and bucket and my stupid orange mesh vest walked to the front of the store and instructed HER to mop it if she wanted it mopped that I wasn't going to do it and she could kiss my ass. I then put my name badge and mesh vest on the service counter and she freaked out..saying stuff like...you'll never work at another wal-mart again as long as I live...blah blah blah...which to me was a fucking blessing because working at Wal-Mart SUCKED HARD!!!! anyhow, so I gave the middle finger salute on both hands...raised high above my head and walked out...started my car and went home...I would give anything for the security tape of that happening. |
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awesomeness!!!
So I was biking to work one day and some loser runs into me. I flip him off and keep going. Later that day, i went to the doctor's to check out my arm, it was REALLY bruised, and he tells me I broke it. I show up at work a little later and low and behold, the guy that hit me was my boss. Oh joy. I was fired, and he started ranting on about how a broken arm is no reason to leave work. Blah blah blah. |
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Mcdonalds:)drivethrough.
my friend was working at micky ds. so it was the end of his shift. and he jumped out the drivethrough window.needless to say he landed on the managers car.:(and you know exactly what happened next. |
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After 4 years of not a single sick day ... My friend's sister had worked at a restaurant located behind her house for four years. She was always on time, always polite, and never had a sick day. She should have been manager of the place by year two, since she was the only original employee there by then, but some kid who worked there for three months got it instead. Anyhow, she had to reschedule her hours and called someone to cover for her, and they said they would, but next time she comes into work her manager, two years her junior, yells at her for being irresponsible and not getting someone to cover for her (even though this kind has come into work high before, and left early or arrived late numerous times). Stupid s.o.b. |
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awesomeness!!!
So I was biking to work one day and some loser runs into me. I flip him off and keep going. Later that day, i went to the doctor's to check out my arm, it was REALLY bruised, and he tells me I broke it. I show up at work a little later and low and behold, the guy that hit me was my boss. Oh joy. I was fired, and he started ranting on about how a broken arm is no reason to leave work. Blah blah blah. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Mcdonalds:)drivethrough.
my friend was working at micky ds. so it was the end of his shift. and he jumped out the drivethrough window.needless to say he landed on the managers car.:(and you know exactly what happened next. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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After 4 years of not a single sick day ...
My friend's sister had worked at a restaurant located behind her house for four years. She was always on time, always polite, and never had a sick day. She should have been manager of the place by year two, since she was the only original employee there by then, but some kid who worked there for three months got it instead. Anyhow, she had to reschedule her hours and called someone to cover for her, and they said they would, but next time she comes into work her manager, two years her junior, yells at her for being irresponsible and not getting someone to cover for her (even though this kind has come into work high before, and left early or arrived late numerous times). Stupid s.o.b. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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a nice looking weld or intent to kill???
ive been a welder forabout 7 years or so and have worked for a couple diffrent companies. well i got hooked up with this place that paid pretty decient and i enjoyed the work building cabs for heavy equipment. i got paid peice work wich baisicly means u get paid more the more you do. the place was a dump and my supervisor and his bosses were all dumbasses and couldnt give me a correct work order so i kept getting screwed out of at least 20% of my pay and this went on for ever. every time i had a chance to make more $ something would come up and i wouldnt be making shit. but anyways i eventualy got tired of this. so i decided to write FUCK YOU on a peice of scrap steel being used as a gound laying on the floor of the shop. it was a beautiful weld if i may say so myself. but a couple days later inspectors came in and seen it and told the president of the company. my supervisor asked me if i did it and i said yes and i groud it off. later that day i had a hearing with my supervisor my union president a couple union reps and some uppity assholes who work desk job. well needless to say i got fired for vandalisim and the human recources guy was saying if i could do something so horrible as to write fuck you in beautiful weld on a peice of scrap steel whats gonna keep me from comming in and shooting people!!!!!! wtf is up with that???!!!!??? this aint columbine!!!! im not the trench coat miafia!!!!!!! a couple weeks later i called my union to see if i could get my job back since it was decient pay but my union told me ill need to hire a laywer to even try to get it back | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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oohh noo
ok me and my friend were talking about how much we hated our jobs so she was like why dont you just quit i was like alright il quit so when i went ino work my boss wanted me to grab him an extra chocolatey cup of coco so i took extra long and when i got back my boss yelled so i was like here you want your coco then have it so i poured it on his head and then i hear the famouse quote "YOU ARE FIRED!" so i went home and told my friend then she did the same thing the next day.. ( we were both assistants) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Old Ladies Are Mean
When i was working at hollister in kingston, this old, old lady came in. she wandered around and was sorta just poking around at the juniors department. i asked her if she needed a mall map, and she just said that she was looking for a shirt for her grand-daughter. When i rung her up, she paid and left. The next thing i know, i am being called to my bosses office. Whe i walk in she tells me to sit down. so i do. then she tells me i am fired for disrespecting customers! so somehow that old lady told my boss that i was being rude to her. i never went back to that Hollster again, and i did my shopping at american eagle next door. :P | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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nemsis
well i was working at burger king and i came in with a cinamelt from mcdonalds and my boss saw me and you know the rest | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Squashed Cart
Some of my friends worked together at this retail store and decided to fill a cart with batteries (very heavy). They had filled the cart and walked away when they heard a weird noise. They looked back to find the the front of the cart had completely down (cuz the frame had collapsed). The thing looked like a lowrider with the back raised and the front dropped. One of them got sacked but the cart was crazzaay funnay!!!!! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Crap-i-chino
So I was walking into Dairy Queen, my first job when I was about 18. I walk over to the drive thru window and i smell something bad. I find out later my dumbfuck friend had shat in a cup and gave it to the customer. She orded a capichino... He was caught on cam and later fired. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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bcoz i made a speech about poo
we all had to make an important speech so i made one up sayin how yummy quidgy poo is and i brought a sample in to a cooking place were i worked nd everyone ate it and loved it even custmorems but i got fired bcoz i accidently purpopsly put wee in the poo mixture :( | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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worst of them all
i filled the restruarnt with roaches and the resteruant closed down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHHASHAJDHALSKJDHLKSJDH | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Batter up.
I (used to) work at an ice cream shop. One day I was drinking with friends and had NO idea I had to be to work in 5 minutes until my co-worker called and told me. So I got one of my sober friends to take me to work. My manager knew I was drunk and wasn't happy so he told me to stay in the dish area that night. Well some of the ice cream was thawing out next to me so I decided to make ice cream balls with frozen ice cream. I saw my manager with a broom later that night and, being drunk, decided to yell "BATTER UP" and threw the frozen ice cream and I ended up hitting him right in the head. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Grocery Store
I worked in the produce department of a grocery store with this really young guy. This kid was the biggest clepto I have ever met, don't get me wrong, most everyone who worked there would grab a bag a chips and pop from time to time and snack on em but this guy would fill garbage bags full of groceries and take them home. Not only that he would steal smokes from behind the customer service desk in the middle of the day when we were fully staffed. He would also load up future shop gift cards for hundreds of dollars and give them to his friends. I warned him several times that he would most likely get caught and that he better tone it down. Im not one to rat people out but I knew someone would eventually considering he bragged to everyone about what he was doing. Well one day I was filling up the apple stand when he came up to me and said he was going on break, of course his backpack was full of stolen product as he went upstairs to the break room. Shortly after I noticed two police officers walk in the store and go upstairs. I had to go check it out so I left my cart of apples and went to see what was going on. By the time I got to the steps he was being taken down them by the two cops in handcuffs. I gave him a look that basically said "I told you so". There were no cameras in this store and I noticed the manager looming around the back rooms so I usume he was caught redhanded.
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